Zooker is in my band for now

I was trying to find somebody to play guitar and Zooker told be that he plays the "Honksichord", which is kind of like a piano, only when you press a key, it squeezes a bicycle horn instead of making a piano note. I had him over to help work on my song and he did some OK stuff, I guess. I was really hoping for more of a heavy metal sound, and the honkin' thing is kind of weak. It'll work until I can get a real guitarist.

I got my ride cymbal back, so we were able to jam pretty well. I found out that my song is only twenty seconds long, though. I was hoping it would be a little longer, but since it's like my first song it should be OK.

I'm trying to come up with some lyrics right now, but it's hard to come up with good stuff to sing about. I wrote one verse earlier:

The burrito had a lot of ingredients-ay
And I was in an eating ood-may
Why don't they serve burritos with ies-fray?
I wish somebody would do at-thay
I would buy like enty-one-tway
I wish I had some andy-cay
Come up to me and I'll kick you in the face
I will do this with my shoelace.

I don't know. I think that it's kind of weak. I was mostly just singing that stuff because I had just eaten a burrito, and I had burritos on the mind. I'm not sure if it's az good idea to make rhymes with pig latin either, because about halfway through, I realized that absolutely everything rhmes when it's in pig latin. It kind of feels like cheating. So on the last two lines I tried to rhyme the old fashioned way. It's kind of OK, but I'm not quite happy with it, because you kick people with your shoe, and not just the lace.